Rant of the Week
Top 3 Kinds of People Who Shouldn’t Ride the Subway:
1. People with luggage (You just dropped $500 on a plane ticket. Freaking pay $5 more for a cab!)
2. People who bodily hold the doors open while their idiot friend tries to work the card reader machine at the station. (The next train is coming in 3 minutes, dude! Knock it off!)
3. People who smell like poop. (There seems to be a disproportionate amount of these in the NYC metro.)
Just saying.
